Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Sick. Blah. Funny!

It's true, I'm sick. Run down. Achey. Can't stop sneezing. And last night, as we were drifting off to sleep I had a coughing fit that ended with me spitting in the trashcan next to my bed.

"Damn, I'm charming", I gasped as I reached for my water.

Robert assured me that he had married me hoping that he would someday get to hear me coughing and spitting into a trashcan. I guess it was his lucky night (but not mine as I had that horrible sick sleep where you're hurting so much you're sure you won't sleep and then you wake up hurting and think you'll never get back to sleep and then...)!

Anyway, someone on Ravelry showed me Engrish.com today and it has brightened my otherwise snot-filled day. Here are some gems for you to enjoy!




3 comments:

the main stitch upholstery said...

funny. i love these types of things. i also love the small town news on the jay leno show and letterman with the misprints from the newspapers. hope you get better. make some fresh chicken broth soup. it cures all ails according to my mother. works for us.

skyeball said...

Sorry you're under the weather... Rest up and feel better soon!

Tamara said...

Oh Jovi! Sorry bout the sickies but THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for the laugh re engrish.com excellent!!!!!