Sunday, March 23, 2008

Wanna go down to the dump?

Just moments ago I took Liel to the bathroom to pee. First she arranged her "gun" (one of Robert's juggling clubs) next to the toilet, and then she peed. After she had done so, I handed her some toilet paper.

Liel grabbed the toilet paper and stuffed her hand between her legs. Then she held still. "I did wipe", she announced, not moving.

"Oh.", I said. "What are you doing now?"

"I wiping", she replied. Then she pulled her hand out and said, "May I have some more toilet paper?"

"Yes", I said, handing her some.

This time Liel quite obviously wiped herself. "Did you accidentally drop the toilet paper the first time?", I asked shrewdly.

"Huh, I did", she confirmed as I helped her down.

"That's alright", I said, "sometimes that happens." Liel continued to stand right in front of the toilet, staring at me. "Well", I said, "could you please move? I think I'll pee now".

Liel picked up her gun. "And I think I'll go shoot some rats!", she said as she exited the bathroom.

3 comments:

the main stitch upholstery said...

those pesky rats! i think i'd shoot them too. the boys come home tomorrow night. they are spending easter with their dad. mike and i are going to dad and pattis for dinner and i am working till then. hope you are having a great day!

me said...

Jovs, the cupcakes look so good! i'd love one right now!
the photos are so much fun. i so adore seeing my grandchildren.
did you ever get your yarn from Abbey?
Zion and the broccoli and liel and the rats made me laugh long and hard.
love and kisses

robert said...

"wanna go down to the dump and shoot some rats?" -- the second greatest jazz guitar player ever