It's true, I'm sick. Run down. Achey. Can't stop sneezing. And last night, as we were drifting off to sleep I had a coughing fit that ended with me spitting in the trashcan next to my bed.
"Damn, I'm charming", I gasped as I reached for my water.
Robert assured me that he had married me hoping that he would someday get to hear me coughing and spitting into a trashcan. I guess it was his lucky night (but not mine as I had that horrible sick sleep where you're hurting so much you're sure you won't sleep and then you wake up hurting and think you'll never get back to sleep and then...)!
Anyway, someone on Ravelry showed me Engrish.com today and it has brightened my otherwise snot-filled day. Here are some gems for you to enjoy!