Thursday, February 12, 2009

She'll only come out at night

For those 8 of you who aren't on Facebook, here's my news for the day: I'm reading the Twilight series. Holy shit, that's some good, clean, mindless fun. At least, the first book was. The second is a little too mystery-ish for me. That, and not enough tortured vampire lust. Makes me wonder how I've lived all this time without some tortured vampire lust of my own. Am I missing out on something? The books clearly point to "yes".

Which brings me to interesting fact #2 (c'mon, you know my love affair with vampire lust books is interesting!): apparently most men do not believe a woman when told that they are attractive. However, a far greater percentage- perhaps even a majority, my memory is weak (but I bet Robert will correct me in the comments :P)- will believe a woman when told that they are dangerous. Dangerous, vampires, lust...it all adds up, methinks. Deliciously, I might add.

5 comments:

robert said...

first, it's "man eater" by darryl hall & john oats.

second, while others might think you put that up b/c of the vampire theme, i know you only put it up to remind me that i failed to recognize it last year.

third, i object to the need for all this tortured vampire lust of your own. i am not at all convinced that you're missing anything.

fourth, the above is because i am more dangerous than any vampire. and i'm at least 80% likely to believe it if a pretty girl tells me so.

fucking vampires. i won that game.

BirdEtt said...

i'm going to tell aaron he's dangerous tonight.

i don't get any points today but now i have the song stuck in my head... which will make for a fun day.

the main stitch upholstery said...

man eater hall and oates

the main stitch upholstery said...

i am on book four of the series. the second was my favorite. you will like 3 and 4 if you liked one.

Deirdre said...

I shouldn't check in at night, because then I go to bed with your crazy songs going through my head.

Hall & Oats, Man Eater.