To clarify:

Two things: 1. I did not put bacon, or any pork product in my beans. Just beans and water. Magic beans and water, apparently.

2. My fantabulousness has been noticed and awarded! Rock on, me! My dear friend Stacie gave me a kick ass blog award.

Will my head ever manage to squeeze back into the dimensions of the blogosphere? This, my friends, remains to be seen. So stay tuned!