"Oh dear! How do I make it stop?"
"What's that little cursor thing?"
"I'm not sure, but I know that if it touches you, you die".
"The wikipedia article says that there's an easter egg on this game! Oh. It's the game programmer's initials. Oh my G-d, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard."
Yep, Kenny and Robert were playing with our old skool Atari game today...