Sometimes, kids ask tough questions.
Tonight the four of us sat down to dinner accompanied by the sweet croonings of Mickey Avalon. As the last song came on Zion sat up a little straighter and listened with interest. Uh-oh, I thought. This could get sticky. The song, you see, is called "My Dick" and that's pretty much exactly what it's about.
"What's the song called, Daddy?", Zion asked, nodding his head to the beat appreciatively.
Robert and I looked at each other across the table. Glad I'm not the one on the spot, I thought, trying not to laugh and wondering what Robert would say.
Robert hesitated. "This is a Mickey Avalon song", he said. Zion returned to his cauliflower.
We looked at each other across the table again. "I assume you were imagining him at preschool, too?" Robert asked, smirking.
I got me a quick thinking husband. But then again, they don't hand out PhD's to chimps, you know.